This is my life, for real

Fiona: ps i bought prescription subglasses today. i understand if you have to move out because of the toolitude of the fact that they're tortoise shell rayban wayfarers
Sarah: def moving out
Fiona: shucks. i'll just have to fill your room with an rpattz shrine. "DON'T GO IN THERE. THAT DOOR IS LOCKED FOR A REASON."
Sarah: "THERE'S A ROSE, SLOWLY LOSING ITS PETALS. IF I DON'T FUCK RPATTZ BY DAWN ON MY 30TH BIRTHDAY I'M DESTINED TO NOT FUCK RPATTZ EVER"
Fiona: "SURRENDER TO THE RPATTZ OF THE NIIIIIGHT"

Oh hi, neglected blog!

Alanty: GUESS WHO HAS A NEW TEXTABLE PHOOOOONE!!!!!
Alanty: WEE OOH WEE OOH WAHOO YAHOO
Fiona: hahahaha woo! today i'm wearing a bright pink shirt and teal tights. WHOA HEY LOOK AT ME I AM A FASHION REBEL
Alanty: Ooh!! Sounds awes! I am wearing a black skirt and black tights for a meeting. Turns out the 10 lbs I have gained turned this into a BAD IDEA SKIRT
Fiona: hahaha nice. all of my clothes are bad idea clothes
Alanty: No way. You got cute clothes. In other news FUUUCK WORRRRRK
Fiona: haha AGREED. work blewwwwwwws - ed sullivan
Alanty: Hahaha "geef my ass a kees, work" -- topo gigio