The Financial District continues to be lame

Fiona: i just got an "angry broker" wrap for lunch. only thing i like about financial district is its specific sandwich names
Alanty: HAHAHA what's in it, a big fat head and ugly haircut?

Life is good

Fiona: fyi i just misread a sheet that says "What If I...?" above "Manager's Central" as "MILF Central"
Sarah: name of my house in 15 years
Fiona: lol kneeslapper
Sarah: northeastern hunky monster conference for MILFs


Fiona: ps just was looking through a file and was like, hey this filing is really neat and nicely done, LOL IT WAS ME
Alanty: hahahaha props to yourselfffff
Ninty: AHAHA AWESOME

Starting the new year off with just the right combination of despair and smugness

Fiona: fyi last night when i was talking to him an extremely drunk girl who was essentially my polar opposite came up to him and interrupted our convo with "you can wet my reed any day" and then asked for a kiss, and they kissed, and she went away and he was like "that is why people are in bands" and then 2 minutes later the drunk girl was on a table trying to take a decoration off the wall and the table tipped and she almost fell and a glass broke and she got yelled at by the bartender who was like "GOODNIGHT MISS WE'RE NOT SERVING YOU ANYMORE." lolsob for the record books.
Sarah: oh my god. are you living in a move? are we on TV?? TRUMAN, I MADE MACARONI