Fiona: fyi last night when i was talking to him an extremely drunk girl who was essentially my polar opposite came up to him and interrupted our convo with "you can wet my reed any day" and then asked for a kiss, and they kissed, and she went away and he was like "that is why people are in bands" and then 2 minutes later the drunk girl was on a table trying to take a decoration off the wall and the table tipped and she almost fell and a glass broke and she got yelled at by the bartender who was like "GOODNIGHT MISS WE'RE NOT SERVING YOU ANYMORE." lolsob for the record books.
Sarah: oh my god. are you living in a move? are we on TV?? TRUMAN, I MADE MACARONI
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I still can't believe this shit.
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