Sunday, November 1, 2009

it's just more shame.

Fiona: i bought the first 3, the last one was only in hardcover. apparently there is a line i won't cross.
Fiona: oh fyi twilight's epigraph is from the bible
Sarah: i just saw the new moon preview and kind of squealed. sarah looked at me funny
Fiona: oh yeah, cause you're the weird one
Fiona: up to page 45 - number of times that bella mentions that she's already studied what her class is covering: 3. "dazzling" used once. also "greenly"
Sarah: as in "the grass reflected greenly in his dazzling sparkling skin"?
Fiona: not exactly but it sounds like you've got her style down already
Fiona: "his gaze became appraising." YOU DONKEY. fyi i will stop texting you about this i swear
Sarah: hahahahahha
Sarah: p.s. tell me you've seen the VF pic of rpattz eating corn
Fiona: i have. amaaaazing. those pics are...really attractive. i like the black and white one. but the corn one is best concept-wise, obvs
Sarah: "now rob, move the corn a little to the left...no your other left.. ok ok now butter the corn, butter the corn, rob...there ya go."
Fiona: hahaha um new thing to yell in bed?
Fiona: BUTTER THE CORN ROB
Sarah: LOL-ING ALL OVER THE PLACE
Fiona: "no...leave the bib on"

Fiona: "'aren't you hungry?' he asked, distracted. 'no.' i didn't feel like mentioning that my stomach was already full-- of butterflies."
Sarah: OH MY GOD. could you please write a novel already?
Fiona: yeah i guess someone's gotta be a counterbalance for this

Fiona: sorry i know it's late but very important: "dust moats" instead of "dust motes"
Sarah: wtf is a dust mote?
Fiona: bits of dust. like when you're in a sunny room you can see them floating around. it's very common. you can google it.
Sarah: i hate you go to bed

2 comments:

Sarah said...

while i was brushing my teeth this morning i suddenly though "butter the corn, rob!" and spit toothpaste everywhere.

lanyard said...

"I didn't mention that my stomach was already full -- of soon-to-be vomit."